Minibikes

समाधिBot: How ‘bout these keys?

India: Well, they’re keys.

समाधिBot: They’re keys… to a minibike, I think.

India: Where did you find this?

समाधिBot: I thought maybe you found them.

India: I believe I have seen them, somewhere around here. Oh yes, I think it’s neat how it has that wing-like pattern. Because that’s kind of like the kind of dragon I once drew. You remember the speed viper, don’t you?

समाधिBot: Yes, of course.

India: I haven’t done the speed viper yet.

समाधिBot: Oh-ho!

India: But that’s the design for the head I was planning.

समाधिBot: The head was going to look like the wing?

India: Yes. It was. Only it’s gonna be a head, not a wing.

समाधिBot: These keys remind me of simpler times.

India: Yeah, when people had to get drug pills, and ate coffin-y pills, and drove those adorable little cars, powered by whatever stuff it is called.

समाधिBot: Kids rode around on minibikes back then.

India: Yeah. Minibikes.

समाधिBot: What do kids do now?

India: Well they ride around on things called bikes, scooters, toy scooters…

समाधिBot: Yeah but minibikes had a motor…

India: Yes. Anyway, that is also known as a motorcycle.

समाधिBot: A minibike is like a mini-motorcycle.

India: Oh, wait, you mean the… I thought I saw some things like mini-cycles at the park once. There was a blue one and a green one. They were going like that fast.

समाधिBot: Did they go “btptbtptbtptbtpt?”

India: Yeah. Mm-hmm. And, I didn’t know what it was at first, but until you talked about it in this interview, that way I know what it was.

समाधिBot: It was a minibike?

India: Mm-hmm. Definitely. But today, they’re also known as motorcycles, scooters, bikes, tricycles, grownup tricycles… which you said is real.

समाधिBot: You know what I say about grownup tricycles?

India: What?

समाधिBot: Pffft!